Whatever | T-Shirt

Currently busy recharging. Please try again later (or never). There is a specific level of comfort where you cease to be a person and become a “blanket burrito.” Barry has achieved this state, and he is not coming out for anyone. This design features Barry wrapped tightly in a cozy blue plaid blanket, sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed and a peaceful smile on his face. He looks like a soft, happy pyramid of isolation. The text “do not disturb” floats above him, serving as a polite but firm notice to the outside world. Why this shirt is your personal “Off” switch: • The Ultimate Warning: Wearing this shirt signals that you are in “Airplane Mode.” It tells your family, roommates, or coworkers that your social services are currently suspended. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is the next best thing to actually being wrapped in a blanket. The classic fit is loose and relaxing, perfect for wearing while you dissociate on the couch. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because nothing should interrupt your peace—especially not a scratchy piece of nylon. • Durable: With taped neck and shoulders, this shirt is built to last through countless nap cycles and lazy Sundays. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Wrap up. Zone out. Do not disturb. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

Physically present. Mentally in a box. If you are looking for Barry, you won’t find him. He has packed himself away for the foreseeable future. This design features Barry peeking out from the safety of a cardboard box, eyes wide with the hope that you won’t notice him. The box is clearly labeled with his current status: “DO NOT OPEN – HIBERNATION IN PROGRESS”, while the text above reads simply “not here”. It is the ultimate shirt for days when you want to revoke your own presence. Why this shirt is your new hiding spot: • The Introvert’s Dream: It sends a clear message: “I am currently shipping myself to a destination that is not this social interaction.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is a sturdy layer of protection against the outside world. The classic fit is roomy enough to pull your knees up inside the shirt if you really need to retreat. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because even a small scratch is enough to ruin a good hibernation session. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt stays in one piece, even if you wear it every day of your self-imposed isolation. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Find a box. Climb inside. You are not here. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

The official uniform for the mischievous half of any duo. Every pair has one: the instigator and the one who just wants a quiet life. This shirt is for when you see the former approaching. The design captures a classic moment of relationship panic. A sweet-looking female bear with a flower in her ear approaches a very worried Barry, who is frantically signaling for her to “stop” with both paws. The text “here comes trouble” hovering above them is a warning to everyone in the vicinity. It’s the perfect tee for couples, best friends, or anyone who knows they are the “handful” in the relationship. Why this shirt is a conversation starter: • Relatable Humor: It perfectly sums up that “oh no, what now?” feeling when your favorite trouble-maker walks into the room. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is soft, durable, and built for everyday wear. The classic fit is comfortable and relaxed, not too tight or too loose. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag so you can focus on causing (or avoiding) trouble without any irritation. • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders ensure the shirt holds its shape through countless adventures and misadventures. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Wear it. Own the trouble. Try to look innocent. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50