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Not Here | T-Shirt

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Physically present. Mentally in a box.

If you are looking for Barry, you won’t find him. He has packed himself away for the foreseeable future.

This design features Barry peeking out from the safety of a cardboard box, eyes wide with the hope that you won’t notice him. The box is clearly labeled with his current status: “DO NOT OPEN – HIBERNATION IN PROGRESS”, while the text above reads simply “not here”. It is the ultimate shirt for days when you want to revoke your own presence.

Why this shirt is your new hiding spot:

• The Introvert’s Dream: It sends a clear message: “I am currently shipping myself to a destination that is not this social interaction.”
• Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is a sturdy layer of protection against the outside world. The classic fit is roomy enough to pull your knees up inside the shirt if you really need to retreat.
• Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because even a small scratch is enough to ruin a good hibernation session.
• Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt stays in one piece, even if you wear it every day of your self-imposed isolation.

The Specs:

• Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
• Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size)

Find a box. Climb inside. You are not here.

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Safety & Care

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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