Nope | Sweatshirt

People are everywhere. Unfortunately. When the temperature drops, everyone rushes indoors. This significantly increases your chances of accidental interaction. This sweatshirt is your line of defense. The design features Barry in a moment of pure, unfiltered judgment. He is pinching his nose shut and waving his hand dismissively, clearly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of humanity surrounding him. The bold text “ew, people” floats above him, serving as a polite request for everyone to step back. Why this sweatshirt is your best defense: • A Warm Shield: It saves you the trouble of being rude. The shirt does the heavy lifting, signaling that you are not open to hugs, handshakes, or small talk. • Cozy Isolation: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck is perfect for staying warm while you avoid the crowd. The brushed fleece interior creates a soft, comfortable barrier between you and the public. • Loose Fit: The relaxed cut allows you to retreat inside your clothes if eye contact becomes unavoidable. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs ensure the sweatshirt holds its shape, even after you’ve worn it to every mandatory family gathering this winter. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Stay away. Ew, people. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

The forecast calls for freezing temperatures and zero motivation. When the air hurts your face, you are legally allowed to stop trying. Barry has embraced this philosophy completely. This design features Barry in the ultimate state of winter misery. He is bundled up in a thick beanie, a chunky scarf, and a massive white blanket, yet he still looks frozen to the core. With icicles hanging from his fur and a scowl on his face, he sits beneath the text “too cold to care”—a sentiment that perfectly explains why you aren’t coming to that outdoor event. Why this sweatshirt is your survival gear: • The Truth About Winter: It validates your refusal to leave the house. If anyone asks you to do something, just point to the icicles on the bear. • Warmth You Can Feel: Made from a cozy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck is the layer you need to thaw out your soul. The interior is brushed fleece, making it soft, warm, and perfect for hibernation. • Loose Fit for Layers: The fit is relaxed and roomy, meaning you can wear it over other shirts (or pajamas) for maximum insulation. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs help lock in warmth and keep the sweatshirt in shape, even after a long winter of daily wear. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Stay grumpy. Do not go outside. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

FOMO is for amateurs. Professionals practice JOMO. You know that feeling of relief when plans get cancelled? That is the Joy Of Missing Out. It is the thrill of knowing that while everyone else is standing in line at a club or shouting over loud music, you are exactly where you want to be: home. This design captures the ultimate JOMO state. Barry is nestled deep into a cozy armchair, wrapped snugly in a blanket with a steaming mug in his hands. His expression is one of pure bliss—a happy smile that says, “I am not there, and I love it”. The text “JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out)” confirms that his isolation is not a mistake; it’s a victory. Why this sweatshirt is your uniform for doing nothing: • The Cozy Lifestyle: This sweatshirt is the physical embodiment of JOMO. It is designed for movie marathons, reading books, and staring out the window at bad weather. • Warmth & Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, it features a brushed fleece interior that feels like a warm hug. It keeps you toasty without overheating. • Relaxed Fit: The loose fit means you can wear it over your pajamas or layers of other comfortable clothing. It creates a personal comfort zone wherever you sit. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs ensure the sweatshirt keeps its shape, even after you fall asleep in it on the couch. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Cancel plans. Stay home. Feel the joy. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50