No No No | Hoodie

The universal subtitle for “I am currently unavailable.” Sometimes, you don’t need a character or a quote to get your point across. You just need a sound effect. This hoodie is the visual equivalent of snoring loudly while someone tries to talk to you. The design features three bold, chunky “Z”s floating diagonally—the classic comic book symbol for deep sleep. It’s a minimalist statement that says you are either physically asleep, mentally checked out, or actively bored by the current situation. Why this hoodie is your new pajama top (that you wear outside): • Clear Communication: It lets everyone know that your operating system is currently in sleep mode. • Nap-Ready Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie is essentially a wearable blanket. The brushed fleece interior is perfect for dozing off in class, at work, or on the couch. • Hoodie Features: The double-lined hood acts as an eye mask if you pull it down far enough, and the kangaroo pocket is the perfect hand-warmer for chilly naps. • Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the heat in, ensuring you stay cozy even if you are hibernating through the winter. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Wear it. Zone out. ZZZ. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

You haven’t stopped working. You’ve just stopped trying. Retirement isn’t an age; it’s a state of mind. Specifically, the state of mind where you decide that attending parties requires too much paperwork. Barry has officially clocked out of society. This design captures the ultimate goal of every introvert. Barry is fully reclined in a hammock, hands behind his head, wearing sunglasses and a bucket hat that scream “do not approach”. Next to him, a wooden sign reads “GONE FISHIN’”, confirming that he is unavailable for plans, drama, or small talk. The text “socially retired” hangs above, announcing your permanent departure from the social scene. Why this hoodie is your retirement package: • Official Notice: It lets people know that your social career is over. You are now strictly a consultant for your own couch. • Vacation-Level Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie is as comfortable as that hammock looks. The brushed fleece interior keeps you warm while you ignore invitations. • Hideaway Hood: The double-lined hood allows you to retreat further into your shell if someone tries to network with you. • Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband ensure the hoodie stays in shape, even if you spend the next 30 years wearing it to do absolutely nothing. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Clock out. Lie down. You’re done. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50