Description
The only cardio I do is running on fumes.
We all know the feeling. You are physically moving, but your soul is still tucked under the duvet.
This mug features Barry in his most relatable state: trudging forward with heavy bags under his eyes, a single drop of nervous sweat, and clutching a takeaway coffee cup like it’s a life support system. The text “I run on coffee and the desire to go back to bed” is the most honest answer you can give when someone asks, “How are you?”
Why this is your new emotional support mug:
• The Visual: It perfectly illustrates the “Zombie Walk” we all do before 9:00 AM.
• The Signal: It tells your coworkers that you are currently operating on caffeine and dreams of napping. Please approach with caution.
• The Quality: Standard 11oz size, made of durable white ceramic. Dishwasher and Microwave safe (because energy conservation is key).
Product Details:
• Material: 100% White Ceramic
• Size: 11oz (0.33 l)
• Care: Microwave & Dishwasher Safe
• Current Status: barely functioning.
