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Game Over | Hoodie
$49.990 Lives Remaining. 100% Comfort. You fought the boss. You raced the track. You lost. Now, it is time to accept your fate and lie down. This hoodie captures the exact moment the screen goes black and the fatigue sets in. The design features Barry lying flat on his stomach, completely drained of energy, yet still clutching his controller as if his life depends on it. The text “game over” appears above him in a retro, pixelated font, signaling the end of the session—and the beginning of a very long nap. Why this hoodie is your new gaming uniform: • Rage-Quit Ready: Whether you just lost a ranked match or finished a 12-hour marathon, this hoodie understands your pain. • Level Up Your Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie features a brushed fleece interior. It’s the perfect gear for staying warm in a cold gaming room. • Controller Storage: The spacious kangaroo pocket is perfect for warming your hands between rounds or hiding your snacks from player two. • Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the hoodie in place, even when you are aggressively leaning forward in your chair to focus. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Press X to respawn. Or just go to sleep. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
No No No | Hoodie
$49.99See no drama. Hear no drama. Speak no… actually, just don’t speak to me. The ancient proverb of the “Three Wise Monkeys” has been updated for the modern introvert. In this version, wisdom isn’t about moral integrity; it’s about successfully ignoring everything that is happening around you. This design features a trio of Barrys demonstrating the perfect strategy for a peaceful life. The first bear covers his eyes to avoid making eye contact; the second covers his ears to block out unwanted conversations; and the third covers his mouth to stop himself from saying what he really thinks. Above them, the mantra “no no no” repeats, serving as a comprehensive answer to any request. Why this hoodie is your ultimate hiding spot: • Complete Denial: It’s the perfect garment for days when you just can’t deal. It tells the world that your sensory inputs are currently disconnected. • Hoodie Mode: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie features a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord. Pull it up tight to add a fourth layer of “no” to the design. • Kangaroo Pocket: The spacious front pocket provides a warm place to hide your hands (so you don’t have to wave at anyone). • Warm & Durable: The medium-heavy fabric is perfect for keeping out the cold, while the ribbed cuffs and waistband ensure the hoodie stays in place while you practice avoidance. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Don’t look. Don’t listen. Just say no. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Socially Retired | Hoodie
$49.99You haven’t stopped working. You’ve just stopped trying. Retirement isn’t an age; it’s a state of mind. Specifically, the state of mind where you decide that attending parties requires too much paperwork. Barry has officially clocked out of society. This design captures the ultimate goal of every introvert. Barry is fully reclined in a hammock, hands behind his head, wearing sunglasses and a bucket hat that scream “do not approach”. Next to him, a wooden sign reads “GONE FISHIN’”, confirming that he is unavailable for plans, drama, or small talk. The text “socially retired” hangs above, announcing your permanent departure from the social scene. Why this hoodie is your retirement package: • Official Notice: It lets people know that your social career is over. You are now strictly a consultant for your own couch. • Vacation-Level Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie is as comfortable as that hammock looks. The brushed fleece interior keeps you warm while you ignore invitations. • Hideaway Hood: The double-lined hood allows you to retreat further into your shell if someone tries to network with you. • Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband ensure the hoodie stays in shape, even if you spend the next 30 years wearing it to do absolutely nothing. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Clock out. Lie down. You’re done. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
ZZZ | Hoodie
$49.99The universal subtitle for “I am currently unavailable.” Sometimes, you don’t need a character or a quote to get your point across. You just need a sound effect. This hoodie is the visual equivalent of snoring loudly while someone tries to talk to you. The design features three bold, chunky “Z”s floating diagonally—the classic comic book symbol for deep sleep. It’s a minimalist statement that says you are either physically asleep, mentally checked out, or actively bored by the current situation. Why this hoodie is your new pajama top (that you wear outside): • Clear Communication: It lets everyone know that your operating system is currently in sleep mode. • Nap-Ready Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie is essentially a wearable blanket. The brushed fleece interior is perfect for dozing off in class, at work, or on the couch. • Hoodie Features: The double-lined hood acts as an eye mask if you pull it down far enough, and the kangaroo pocket is the perfect hand-warmer for chilly naps. • Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the heat in, ensuring you stay cozy even if you are hibernating through the winter. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Wear it. Zone out. ZZZ. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50