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Leave Me Alone | Tough Phone Case
$24.99A phone case that sets boundaries so you don’t have to. Some phone cases are conversation starters. This phone case is a conversation ender. This design features Barry doing what he does best: sitting with his back turned, arms crossed, and strictly enforcing a “No Talking” zone. It is the perfect accessory for crowded commutes, family gatherings, or any situation where you want to signal that your social battery is at 0%. Why you (and your introverted soul) need this: • Maximum Passive Aggression: Why waste energy telling people to go away when your phone can do it for you? The bold “LEAVE ME ALONE” text is legible from a safe social distance. • Built for “Do Not Disturb” Mode: This is a Tough Case, meaning it has a dual-layer defense (hard shell + soft liner). It protects your phone against gravity, clumsy drops, and the existential dread of receiving a phone call. • Protects Your Peace (And Your Screen): The raised bezel keeps your screen and camera safe when you place your phone face-down to ignore notifications. • Wireless Charging Ready: Because fiddling with cables requires dexterity that Barry simply does not possess. The Specs: • Materials: 100% Polycarbonate (Outer Shell), 100% TPU (Inner Lining) • Durability: Impact-resistant and shock-absorbing. • Finish: Glossy or Matte (Barry prefers Matte because it’s less shiny/cheerful, but it’s up to you). • Fit: Snug, secure, and clear access to all ports. Buy it. Put it on your phone. Turn your back on the world.
Low Battery | Tough Phone Case
$24.99Is your phone at 1%? Is your soul at 1%? Barry understands. Let’s be honest: The notification “Low Battery” isn’t just about your device. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a mood. It’s the feeling you get when someone asks you to “hop on a quick call” at 4:55 PM. This case features Barry in his natural state: slumped over, holding a phone, and regretting every life choice that led to him being awake right now. It serves as a warning label to everyone around you: “My social battery is dead. Do not look for a charger. Go away.” Why you (reluctantly) need this case: • It’s Tough (So You Don’t Have To Be): This creates a barrier between your phone and the hard, unforgiving floor. It’s got a dual-layer defense system—a hard polycarbonate outer shell and a soft TPU liner. It handles impacts well, unlike Barry, who handles nothing well. • Survives the “Bed Drop”: Designed to protect your device when you inevitably fall asleep doom-scrolling and drop the phone directly on your face. • Clear Ports: The charging ports are open and accessible, so you can plug in your charger without exerting unnecessary effort. • Wireless Charging Compatible: Because plugging things in is sometimes just too much work. The Specs: • Materials: 100% Polycarbonate (Shell), 100% TPU (Lining) • Dual-layer protection • Available in Glossy or Matte finish (Pick one, it doesn’t matter) • Premium quality print that looks good even when you feel terrible. Get this case. Or don’t. Whatever.