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Bearly Awake | Square Pillow (Black)
$29.99The perfect pillow for mourning the end of your sleep. If you believe that bright colors before noon constitute a personal attack, this is the pillow for you. The design features Barry in the midst of a massive yawn, rubbing his eyes and sitting on a pile of pillows, trying to remember how to be a functioning bear. Set against a stark black background, the artwork pops, but the mood remains dark and sleepy—just the way Barry likes it. Why this pillow is your morning emotional support: • Blackout Mode: The black background reduces visual noise. It screams “leave me alone” in a way that white pillows just can’t. • Stain Forgiving: Did you spill a little coffee while trying to find your mouth? Did you drool while napping? The black 100% spun polyester cover is much more forgiving than lighter colors. • Maximum Fluff: We’ve included a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This ensures the pillow stays plump and supportive, even when you are leaning your entire body weight on it in despair. • Soft & Sleek: The spun polyester feels soft against your face, and the concealed zipper keeps the look clean and uninterrupted. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Spun Polyester (Black) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, extra voluminous) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Design: Barry yawning and rubbing his eyes. Embrace the darkness. Hit the snooze button. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50
Bearly Awake | Square Pillow (Grey)
$29.99The official pillow of “I need five more minutes.” Waking up is hard. Staying awake is harder. Barry gets it. This design features Barry in that tragic transitional state between “asleep” and “awake.” He is sitting up (technically), yawning, rubbing his eyes, and looking thoroughly unimpressed by the concept of “morning”. Perched on a pile of pillows, he represents everyone who has ever sat on the edge of their bed staring at a wall for 20 minutes before starting their day. Why this pillow belongs in your life: • The “Morning Mood” Aesthetic: The grey background is soft, neutral, and won’t hurt your sensitive eyes when you first wake up. It’s the perfect backdrop for Barry’s exhaustion. • Supportive Slump: We’ve included a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This provides extra volume, making it firm enough to prop you up while you drink your coffee, but soft enough to catch you when you inevitably give up and lie back down. • Soft & Durable: The cover is made from 100% spun polyester. It’s cozy, durable, and ready to absorb your tears of exhaustion. • Hidden Mechanics: The zipper is concealed. We don’t want you to worry about zippers; we want you to worry about how you’re going to survive until 5:00 PM. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Spun Polyester (Grey) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, overstuffed for volume) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Vibe: Groggy, relatable, and extremely comfortable. Get the pillow. Hug it. Go back to sleep. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50
Nap Mode | Square Pillow (Black)
$29.99It’s like blackout curtains, but for your head. Barry has a simple philosophy: The darker the room, the better the nap. This black pillow is designed to match the inside of your eyelids. The design features Barry happily snoozing on a stack of pillows, popping against a sleek, pitch-black background. It is the ultimate accessory for the “night owl who hates mornings” or anyone who believes that color is just too much visual stimulation before noon. Why this pillow is the MVP (Most Valuable Pillow): • Stain Camouflage: Let’s be real—snacks happen. Drool happens. The black 100% spun polyester cover is forgiving. It hides the evidence of your laziness better than any other color. • Maximum Volume: Just like Barry’s appetite for sleep, this pillow is huge. We include a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover, giving it a premium, overstuffed feel that is impossible not to hug. • Soft & Stealthy: The fabric is soft spun polyester, and the zipper is concealed. No scratching, no distractions, just darkness and comfort. • The Aesthetic: It’s dark, moody, and antisocial. It fits perfectly in a bachelor pad, a dorm room, or a cave. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Polyester (Black, sleek, durable) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included and extra puffy) • Zipper: Hidden/Concealed • Note: The insert is sized larger than the cover to ensure it stays firm and supports your head during an 8-hour “power nap.” Fade to black. Go to sleep. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50
Nap Mode | Square Pillow (Grey)
$29.99A pillow featuring a bear sleeping on pillows. It’s Inception, but for laziness. This is the flagship product of the Barry lifestyle. While other home decor says “Live, Laugh, Love,” this pillow says “Sleep, Snore, Drool.” The design features Barry in his absolute peak performance state: fast asleep on a mountain of cushions, emitting a steady stream of “Zzzs”. It is the perfect accessory for your couch, your bed, or that pile of laundry you’ve been meaning to fold but decided to nap on instead. Why this pillow understands you: • Maximum Fluff Technology: We didn’t just stuff this thing; we over-stuffed it. The 100% polyester insert is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This provides extra volume, making it the perfect density for face-planting after a long Zoom meeting. • Soft but Durable: Made from 100% spun polyester, the cover is soft enough for your cheek but tough enough to handle the crushing weight of your existential dread. • Stealth Design: It features a concealed zipper. We hid it, just like you want to hide from your responsibilities. • The Vibe: The grey background is neutral, calming, and demands absolutely no attention—just like Barry. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Polyester (Spun for softness) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, so you don’t have to go buy one) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Note: The insert is intentionally larger than the cover for that premium “squishy” look. Put your head on it. Close your eyes. Ignore the world. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50