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The Bear Essentials | Canvas Tote Bag
$24.99The perfect “Go Bag” for when you want to go… nowhere near work. Barry isn’t a prepper, but he believes in being prepared. Prepared for a snack, that is. This design features a rare sight: a happy Barry. Why is he smiling? Because he has packed his tote with the only things that actually matter: a fishing rod, a jar of honey, a map (presumably to a place with no Wi-Fi), and a thermos. It’s “The Bear Essentials.” Why this tote is your new adventure buddy: • Heavy Duty for Heavy Snacks: Made from 100% cotton canvas with heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²), this bag is built to carry the weight of your necessities. Whether that’s a laptop or three jars of peanut butter, this bag won’t judge. • The “Out of Office” Vibe: This isn’t a bag for commuting to the office; it’s a bag for escaping it. The artwork screams, “I am going offline, do not text me.” • Versatile Colors: Available in Natural (matching the outdoorsy aesthetic) and Black (matching Barry’s soul). • Structured & Strong: The 12 oz fabric means the bag keeps its shape, unlike Barry, who prefers to be round and squishy. The Specs: • Material: 100% Cotton Canvas (Durable, high-quality) • Weight: 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²) • Size: 15″ x 16″ • Capacity: Big enough for all your “essentials.” Pack it up. Head to the woods. Don’t check your email. 15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00
This Bag Is Too Heavy | Canvas Tote Bag
$24.99A heavy-duty bag for people who hate heavy lifting. Adulthood is mostly just moving objects from one place to another until you get tired. Barry is here to complain about it so you don’t have to. This tote features Barry in the middle of a grocery run, sweating profusely and struggling to carry a bag overflowing with bread and milk, accompanied by the bold declaration: “This Bag Is Too Heavy”. It is the perfect accessory for the farmer’s market, the grocery store, or carrying your laptop back and forth to a job you’d rather not go to. Why this tote is the only thing carrying you today: • Built to Carry Your Burdens: Made from 100% cotton canvas with heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²), this bag is incredibly durable. It can handle the weight of your groceries, your books, or your emotional baggage. • Honest Design: While other bags have inspirational quotes, this one states a simple fact: carrying things is hard. Barry’s distressed expression perfectly captures the physical toll of buying milk. • Two Moods (Colors): Available in Natural (for when you want to look eco-friendly) and Black (for when you want to hide dirt and look mysterious). The Specs: • Material: 100% Cotton Canvas (Durable, eco-friendly) • Weight: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² or 406.9 g/m²)—it’s tough, unlike Barry. • Size: 15″ x 16″ • Colors: Natural or Black • Use Case: Carrying snacks from the store to the couch. Fill it up. Complain about the weight. Go home. 15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00