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Not Today | T-Shirt
$19.95The schedule is full. Full of nothing. Some days, you wake up ready to seize the day. This shirt is for the other 364 days of the year. The design features Barry delivering the ultimate rejection: he has literally turned his back on you. Sitting on a small stool and glancing over his shoulder with heavy, unimpressed eyelids, he flashes a half-hearted hand sign that says, “I see you, but I am not participating”. The bold text “not today” confirms that whatever you are asking for—work, plans, emotional labor—is absolutely not happening. Why this shirt is your permission slip to quit: • A Clear Boundary: It saves you the trouble of making up an excuse. The shirt says it all: “I am present, but I am not available.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is a reliable companion for your lazy days. The classic fit is relaxed and comfortable, perfect for sitting on a stool (or a couch) and ignoring your to-do list. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt stays in shape, even if you wear it for three days straight while binging a TV show. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Turn around. Walk away. Not today. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Out Of Office | T-Shirt
$19.95Your auto-reply is on. Your brain is off. There is no feeling quite like setting your email status to “Away” and closing your laptop. Barry has taken it a step further: he has mentally checked out completely. This design features the ultimate vacation vibe. Barry is reclined comfortably in a deck chair, sporting a bucket hat and sunglasses to block out the haters (and the sun). With a tropical cocktail in hand—complete with a tiny umbrella—he looks thoroughly pleased with his decision to ignore his responsibilities. The text “out of office” floats above him, serving as a permanent notification to anyone who tries to talk to you about spreadsheets. Why this shirt is your vacation essential: • Permanent Vacation Mode: Even if you are just sitting in your backyard, this shirt declares that you are mentally in the tropics. It tells the world, “I am not checking Slack.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is breathable and soft—perfect for beach days or “staycation” naps. The classic fit is relaxed, allowing for maximum airflow and comfort. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt survives the wash, the sand, and the wear and tear of intense relaxation. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Sip the drink. Block the sun. Ignore the emails. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Perseverance | Poster
$12.95Pants are leg prisons. If they don’t fit, just quit. We have all been there. You try to put on “real clothes,” get stuck halfway, and realize that today just isn’t happening. This 3-panel comic style poster features Barry in a battle against his greatest enemy: A pair of blue jeans. After a valiant struggle to pull them up, he does the only logical thing—he accepts defeat and takes a nap right there on the floor. The text “Perseverance: If at first you don’t succeed, go back to sleep” is the permission slip you need to stop trying so hard. Why this poster belongs on your wall: • The Truth: It acknowledges that sometimes, the “hustle” is just putting on pants, and sometimes you lose that battle.• The Comic Style: The funny step-by-step breakdown of failure makes it a great conversation piece (or a silence piece, if you prefer).• The Vibe: Perfect for bedrooms, dorms, or anywhere you want to lower the expectations for the day. The Specs: • Paper Options: • Semi-Glossy (180 g/m²): A slight sheen that makes the colors pop. • Matte (200 g/m²): A smooth, non-reflective finish for a more artistic look.• Sizes: Available in 11″ x 14″ (Standard) and 18″ x 24″ (Large).• Format: Rolled poster (Ready to be pinned up or framed, if you have the energy).
Socially Retired | Hoodie
$39.95You haven’t stopped working. You’ve just stopped trying. Retirement isn’t an age; it’s a state of mind. Specifically, the state of mind where you decide that attending parties requires too much paperwork. Barry has officially clocked out of society. This design captures the ultimate goal of every introvert. Barry is fully reclined in a hammock, hands behind his head, wearing sunglasses and a bucket hat that scream “do not approach”. Next to him, a wooden sign reads “GONE FISHIN’”, confirming that he is unavailable for plans, drama, or small talk. The text “socially retired” hangs above, announcing your permanent departure from the social scene. Why this hoodie is your retirement package: • Official Notice: It lets people know that your social career is over. You are now strictly a consultant for your own couch.• Vacation-Level Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie is as comfortable as that hammock looks. The brushed fleece interior keeps you warm while you ignore invitations.• Hideaway Hood: The double-lined hood allows you to retreat further into your shell if someone tries to network with you.• Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband ensure the hoodie stays in shape, even if you spend the next 30 years wearing it to do absolutely nothing. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie• Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester• Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))• Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Clock out. Lie down. You’re done. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Socially Un-Bear-Able | T-Shirt
$19.95If you can’t see them, they can’t ask you how your weekend was. We have all been there: You arrive at the event, you scan the room, and you immediately look for the nearest large object to hide behind. Barry is just doing it literally. This design features Barry executing a perfect stealth maneuver, attempting to conceal his entire body behind a potted plant that is definitely too small to hide him. Above him, the text “socially un-bear-able” spells out exactly how he feels about making small talk. Why this shirt is your emotional armor: • The Introvert’s Mascot: Finally, a shirt that represents the urge to blend into the furniture. It’s perfect for parties you didn’t want to attend, family reunions, or team-building exercises. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% cotton, this heavy tee is soft, breathable, and reliable—unlike your social skills. The classic fit gives you room to move (or hide). • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders add durability, so this shirt will last through hundreds of awkward encounters. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Find a plant. Hide. Go home early. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
The Bear Essentials | Canvas Tote Bag
$19.95The perfect “Go Bag” for when you want to go… nowhere near work. Barry isn’t a prepper, but he believes in being prepared. Prepared for a snack, that is. This design features a rare sight: a happy Barry. Why is he smiling? Because he has packed his tote with the only things that actually matter: a fishing rod, a jar of honey, a map (presumably to a place with no Wi-Fi), and a thermos. It’s “The Bear Essentials.” Why this tote is your new adventure buddy: • Heavy Duty for Heavy Snacks: Made from 100% cotton canvas with heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²), this bag is built to carry the weight of your necessities. Whether that’s a laptop or three jars of peanut butter, this bag won’t judge.• The “Out of Office” Vibe: This isn’t a bag for commuting to the office; it’s a bag for escaping it. The artwork screams, “I am going offline, do not text me.”• Versatile Colors: Available in Natural (matching the outdoorsy aesthetic) and Black (matching Barry’s soul).• Structured & Strong: The 12 oz fabric means the bag keeps its shape, unlike Barry, who prefers to be round and squishy. The Specs: • Material: 100% Cotton Canvas (Durable, high-quality)• Weight: 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²)• Size: 15″ x 16″• Capacity: Big enough for all your “essentials.” Pack it up. Head to the woods. Don’t check your email. 15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00
This Bag Is Too Heavy | Canvas Tote Bag
$19.95A heavy-duty bag for people who hate heavy lifting. Adulthood is mostly just moving objects from one place to another until you get tired. Barry is here to complain about it so you don’t have to. This tote features Barry in the middle of a grocery run, sweating profusely and struggling to carry a bag overflowing with bread and milk, accompanied by the bold declaration: “This Bag Is Too Heavy”. It is the perfect accessory for the farmer’s market, the grocery store, or carrying your laptop back and forth to a job you’d rather not go to. Why this tote is the only thing carrying you today: • Built to Carry Your Burdens: Made from 100% cotton canvas with heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²), this bag is incredibly durable. It can handle the weight of your groceries, your books, or your emotional baggage.• Honest Design: While other bags have inspirational quotes, this one states a simple fact: carrying things is hard. Barry’s distressed expression perfectly captures the physical toll of buying milk.• Two Moods (Colors): Available in Natural (for when you want to look eco-friendly) and Black (for when you want to hide dirt and look mysterious). The Specs: • Material: 100% Cotton Canvas (Durable, eco-friendly)• Weight: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² or 406.9 g/m²)—it’s tough, unlike Barry.• Size: 15″ x 16″• Colors: Natural or Black• Use Case: Carrying snacks from the store to the couch. Fill it up. Complain about the weight. Go home. 15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00
Too Cold To Care | Sweatshirt
$29.95The forecast calls for freezing temperatures and zero motivation. When the air hurts your face, you are legally allowed to stop trying. Barry has embraced this philosophy completely. This design features Barry in the ultimate state of winter misery. He is bundled up in a thick beanie, a chunky scarf, and a massive white blanket, yet he still looks frozen to the core. With icicles hanging from his fur and a scowl on his face, he sits beneath the text “too cold to care”—a sentiment that perfectly explains why you aren’t coming to that outdoor event. Why this sweatshirt is your survival gear: • The Truth About Winter: It validates your refusal to leave the house. If anyone asks you to do something, just point to the icicles on the bear.• Warmth You Can Feel: Made from a cozy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck is the layer you need to thaw out your soul. The interior is brushed fleece, making it soft, warm, and perfect for hibernation.• Loose Fit for Layers: The fit is relaxed and roomy, meaning you can wear it over other shirts (or pajamas) for maximum insulation.• Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs help lock in warmth and keep the sweatshirt in shape, even after a long winter of daily wear. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt• Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester• Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))• Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Stay grumpy. Do not go outside. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Too Sane To Work | T-Shirt
$19.95The only thing crazy about you is that you’re still sitting at this desk. Have you ever looked at a spreadsheet and thought, “Surely there is more to life than this?” Barry has. And he has decided that working this hard is simply irrational. This design features Barry at his absolute breaking point in a chaotic office setting. Surrounded by a towering stack of paperwork, a half-eaten donut, and a tangle of wires that represents his mental state, he sits with his chin in his hand, staring blankly into the void. The text “too sane to work” floats above him, validating your suspicion that the corporate world is the true madness. Why this shirt is your new office uniform: • Silent Resignation: It perfectly articulates the feeling of being overqualified, under-caffeinated, and completely done with meetings that could have been emails. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is durable enough to withstand the daily grind. The classic fit is loose and comfortable, allowing you to slump in your office chair without restriction. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt holds up, even if your career motivation doesn’t. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Clock in. Zone out. Stay sane. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Whatever | Sweatshirt
$29.95The official uniform of indifference. Sometimes, you don’t have an opinion. Sometimes, you don’t have the energy to form one. For those moments, there is this sweatshirt. The design features Barry in a pose of total apathy: shrugging his shoulders, looking up at the ceiling, and clearly wishing he was somewhere else. The bold text “whatever” sits above him, providing the perfect answer to every question you didn’t want to be asked in the first place. Why this sweatshirt is your new favorite response: • Effortless Attitude: It conveys a clear message so you don’t have to waste your breath.• Warmth Without Work: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck keeps you toasty warm while you give the cold shoulder. The interior is brushed fleece, perfect for staying cozy while you ignore your to-do list.• Loose & Relaxed: The fit is roomy and comfortable, allowing you to shrug freely without restriction.• Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs help the sweatshirt hold its shape, even after years of indifferent wear. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt• Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester• Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))• Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Shrug it off. Whatever. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Whatever | T-Shirt
$19.95The universal answer to every question you don’t want to answer. “What do you want for dinner?” “Can you finish this report by 5 PM?” “Do you think aliens are real?” The answer is always the same: Whatever. This shirt features Barry in a pose of pure, unadulterated apathy. With a shrug of his shoulders and eyes rolling toward the ceiling, he perfectly captures the feeling of giving up on a conversation before it even starts. The bold “whatever” text does the talking for you, saving you the precious breath required to speak. Why this shirt is the path of least resistance: • Effortless Communication: Why explain your feelings when a shrug does the job? This shirt signals to the world that you are neutral, uninterested, and would like to go back to sleep. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% cotton, this tee is breathable and soft. It’s a classic fit, meaning it’s not too tight (constricting) or too loose (drafty). It just exists, just like you. • Durable: With taped neck and shoulders, this shirt is built to last through years of indifferent shrugging and couch-surfing. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Wear it. Shrug. Move on. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
ZZZ | Hoodie
$39.95The universal subtitle for “I am currently unavailable.” Sometimes, you don’t need a character or a quote to get your point across. You just need a sound effect. This hoodie is the visual equivalent of snoring loudly while someone tries to talk to you. The design features three bold, chunky “Z”s floating diagonally—the classic comic book symbol for deep sleep. It’s a minimalist statement that says you are either physically asleep, mentally checked out, or actively bored by the current situation. Why this hoodie is your new pajama top (that you wear outside): • Clear Communication: It lets everyone know that your operating system is currently in sleep mode.• Nap-Ready Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie is essentially a wearable blanket. The brushed fleece interior is perfect for dozing off in class, at work, or on the couch.• Hoodie Features: The double-lined hood acts as an eye mask if you pull it down far enough, and the kangaroo pocket is the perfect hand-warmer for chilly naps.• Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the heat in, ensuring you stay cozy even if you are hibernating through the winter. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie• Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester• Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))• Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Wear it. Zone out. ZZZ. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50