Bearly Awake | Square Pillow (Black)

The official pillow of “I need five more minutes.” Waking up is hard. Staying awake is harder. Barry gets it. This design features Barry in that tragic transitional state between “asleep” and “awake.” He is sitting up (technically), yawning, rubbing his eyes, and looking thoroughly unimpressed by the concept of “morning”. Perched on a pile of pillows, he represents everyone who has ever sat on the edge of their bed staring at a wall for 20 minutes before starting their day. Why this pillow belongs in your life: • The “Morning Mood” Aesthetic: The grey background is soft, neutral, and won’t hurt your sensitive eyes when you first wake up. It’s the perfect backdrop for Barry’s exhaustion. • Supportive Slump: We’ve included a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This provides extra volume, making it firm enough to prop you up while you drink your coffee, but soft enough to catch you when you inevitably give up and lie back down. • Soft & Durable: The cover is made from 100% spun polyester. It’s cozy, durable, and ready to absorb your tears of exhaustion. • Hidden Mechanics: The zipper is concealed. We don’t want you to worry about zippers; we want you to worry about how you’re going to survive until 5:00 PM. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Spun Polyester (Grey) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, overstuffed for volume) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Vibe: Groggy, relatable, and extremely comfortable. Get the pillow. Hug it. Go back to sleep. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50  

A pillow featuring a bear sleeping on pillows. It’s Inception, but for laziness. This is the flagship product of the Barry lifestyle. While other home decor says “Live, Laugh, Love,” this pillow says “Sleep, Snore, Drool.” The design features Barry in his absolute peak performance state: fast asleep on a mountain of cushions, emitting a steady stream of “Zzzs”. It is the perfect accessory for your couch, your bed, or that pile of laundry you’ve been meaning to fold but decided to nap on instead. Why this pillow understands you: • Maximum Fluff Technology: We didn’t just stuff this thing; we over-stuffed it. The 100% polyester insert is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This provides extra volume, making it the perfect density for face-planting after a long Zoom meeting. • Soft but Durable: Made from 100% spun polyester, the cover is soft enough for your cheek but tough enough to handle the crushing weight of your existential dread. • Stealth Design: It features a concealed zipper. We hid it, just like you want to hide from your responsibilities. • The Vibe: The grey background is neutral, calming, and demands absolutely no attention—just like Barry. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Polyester (Spun for softness) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, so you don’t have to go buy one) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Note: The insert is intentionally larger than the cover for that premium “squishy” look. Put your head on it. Close your eyes. Ignore the world. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50