Bearly Awake | Square Pillow (Grey)

A pillow featuring a bear sleeping on pillows. It’s Inception, but for laziness. This is the flagship product of the Barry lifestyle. While other home decor says “Live, Laugh, Love,” this pillow says “Sleep, Snore, Drool.” The design features Barry in his absolute peak performance state: fast asleep on a mountain of cushions, emitting a steady stream of “Zzzs”. It is the perfect accessory for your couch, your bed, or that pile of laundry you’ve been meaning to fold but decided to nap on instead. Why this pillow understands you: • Maximum Fluff Technology: We didn’t just stuff this thing; we over-stuffed it. The 100% polyester insert is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This provides extra volume, making it the perfect density for face-planting after a long Zoom meeting. • Soft but Durable: Made from 100% spun polyester, the cover is soft enough for your cheek but tough enough to handle the crushing weight of your existential dread. • Stealth Design: It features a concealed zipper. We hid it, just like you want to hide from your responsibilities. • The Vibe: The grey background is neutral, calming, and demands absolutely no attention—just like Barry. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Polyester (Spun for softness) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, so you don’t have to go buy one) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Note: The insert is intentionally larger than the cover for that premium “squishy” look. Put your head on it. Close your eyes. Ignore the world. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50  

The perfect pillow for mourning the end of your sleep. If you believe that bright colors before noon constitute a personal attack, this is the pillow for you. The design features Barry in the midst of a massive yawn, rubbing his eyes and sitting on a pile of pillows, trying to remember how to be a functioning bear. Set against a stark black background, the artwork pops, but the mood remains dark and sleepy—just the way Barry likes it. Why this pillow is your morning emotional support: • Blackout Mode: The black background reduces visual noise. It screams “leave me alone” in a way that white pillows just can’t. • Stain Forgiving: Did you spill a little coffee while trying to find your mouth? Did you drool while napping? The black 100% spun polyester cover is much more forgiving than lighter colors. • Maximum Fluff: We’ve included a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This ensures the pillow stays plump and supportive, even when you are leaning your entire body weight on it in despair. • Soft & Sleek: The spun polyester feels soft against your face, and the concealed zipper keeps the look clean and uninterrupted. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Spun Polyester (Black) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, extra voluminous) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Design: Barry yawning and rubbing his eyes. Embrace the darkness. Hit the snooze button. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50