Do Not Disturb | T-Shirt

The four-letter word that solves every problem. Sometimes, “I would love to, but I can’t” is too long. “No, thank you” is too polite. You need something faster. You need “nope.” This shirt features Barry in his signature stance of refusal: standing firm, hand on hip, and one paw raised to stop the conversation before it even begins. The bold text “nope” hovers above him, providing a complete sentence, a mood, and a life philosophy all in one. Why this shirt is the ultimate time-saver: • Maximum Efficiency: It saves you the breath required to explain why you aren’t going to the gym. Point at the shirt. Go back to bed. • Classic Comfort: Made from heavy 100% cotton, this tee is substantial enough to hide in, but soft enough to sleep in. It features a classic fit that doesn’t hug the body, because Barry hates restrictive clothing. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because physical irritation is something we simply do not have the energy for. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt keeps its shape, even after you’ve worn it for three days in a row. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Short. Sweet. Nope. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

Symptoms include: grumpiness, yawning, and a desperate need for caffeine. If you have ever woken up and immediately taken it personally, this shirt is for you. The design features Barry in a state of absolute morning misery. He is clutching a steaming mug of coffee in one hand and a pillow in the other, refusing to let go of the concept of sleep. With heavy bags under his eyes and a slumped posture, he illustrates the condition perfectly under the bold diagnosis: “allergic to mornings”. Why this shirt is your pre-coffee warning label: • Sets Expectations: Wearing this shirt signals to coworkers and family members that you are currently operating on 1% battery and should not be approached with enthusiasm or “quick questions.” • Classic Comfort: This is a heavy cotton tee, meaning it’s substantial and durable. It’s a classic fit that doesn’t cling, giving you plenty of room to breathe while you wait for the caffeine to kick in. • Itch-Free: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because dealing with a scratchy neck at 8:00 AM is simply too much to ask. • Durable Build: With taped neck and shoulders, this shirt is built to survive the daily struggle of getting out of bed. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Drink coffee. Rub your eyes. Survive. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

If you can’t see them, they can’t ask you how your weekend was. We have all been there: You arrive at the event, you scan the room, and you immediately look for the nearest large object to hide behind. Barry is just doing it literally. This design features Barry executing a perfect stealth maneuver, attempting to conceal his entire body behind a potted plant that is definitely too small to hide him. Above him, the text “socially un-bear-able” spells out exactly how he feels about making small talk. Why this shirt is your emotional armor: • The Introvert’s Mascot: Finally, a shirt that represents the urge to blend into the furniture. It’s perfect for parties you didn’t want to attend, family reunions, or team-building exercises. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% cotton, this heavy tee is soft, breathable, and reliable—unlike your social skills. The classic fit gives you room to move (or hide). • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because dealing with itchy clothing while having social anxiety is a nightmare scenario. • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders add durability, so this shirt will last through hundreds of awkward encounters. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Find a plant. Hide. Go home early. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50     EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean