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Do Not Disturb | T-Shirt

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There is a specific level of comfort where you cease to be a person and become a “blanket burrito.” Barry has achieved this state, and he is not coming out for anyone.

This design features Barry wrapped tightly in a cozy blue plaid blanket, sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed and a peaceful smile on his face. He looks like a soft, happy pyramid of isolation. The text “do not disturb” floats above him, serving as a polite but firm notice to the outside world.

Why this shirt is your personal “Off” switch:

• The Ultimate Warning: Wearing this shirt signals that you are in “Airplane Mode.” It tells your family, roommates, or coworkers that your social services are currently suspended.
• Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is the next best thing to actually being wrapped in a blanket. The classic fit is loose and relaxing, perfect for wearing while you dissociate on the couch.
• Durable: With taped neck and shoulders, this shirt is built to last through countless nap cycles and lazy Sundays.

The Specs:

• Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
• Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size)

Wrap up. Zone out. Do not disturb.

SMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.1016.5018.0019.5021.0022.40
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.50

 

Safety & Care

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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