Hibernating | Sweatshirt

The official uniform of indifference. Sometimes, you don’t have an opinion. Sometimes, you don’t have the energy to form one. For those moments, there is this sweatshirt. The design features Barry in a pose of total apathy: shrugging his shoulders, looking up at the ceiling, and clearly wishing he was somewhere else. The bold text “whatever” sits above him, providing the perfect answer to every question you didn’t want to be asked in the first place. Why this sweatshirt is your new favorite response: • Effortless Attitude: It conveys a clear message so you don’t have to waste your breath. • Warmth Without Work: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck keeps you toasty warm while you give the cold shoulder. The interior is brushed fleece, perfect for staying cozy while you ignore your to-do list. • Loose & Relaxed: The fit is roomy and comfortable, allowing you to shrug freely without restriction. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs help the sweatshirt hold its shape, even after years of indifferent wear. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Shrug it off. Whatever. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

The forecast calls for freezing temperatures and zero motivation. When the air hurts your face, you are legally allowed to stop trying. Barry has embraced this philosophy completely. This design features Barry in the ultimate state of winter misery. He is bundled up in a thick beanie, a chunky scarf, and a massive white blanket, yet he still looks frozen to the core. With icicles hanging from his fur and a scowl on his face, he sits beneath the text “too cold to care”—a sentiment that perfectly explains why you aren’t coming to that outdoor event. Why this sweatshirt is your survival gear: • The Truth About Winter: It validates your refusal to leave the house. If anyone asks you to do something, just point to the icicles on the bear. • Warmth You Can Feel: Made from a cozy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck is the layer you need to thaw out your soul. The interior is brushed fleece, making it soft, warm, and perfect for hibernation. • Loose Fit for Layers: The fit is relaxed and roomy, meaning you can wear it over other shirts (or pajamas) for maximum insulation. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs help lock in warmth and keep the sweatshirt in shape, even after a long winter of daily wear. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Stay grumpy. Do not go outside. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

A warm, cozy layer of refusal. Why waste your breath explaining why you don’t want to go out? Let your sweatshirt do the talking. This design features Barry in his most resolute stance: hand on hip, paw raised, and a stern expression that stops conversations in their tracks. The text “nope” sits above him in bold, rounded letters—simple, direct, and non-negotiable. It is the perfect garment for days when the answer to everything is a hard pass. Why this sweatshirt is your new defense mechanism: • Maximum Efficiency: “Nope” is a complete sentence. This sweatshirt saves you the effort of vocalizing it. • Hibernation Ready: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck is designed for warmth. The interior is brushed fleece, making it feel like a soft hug (but without the social interaction). • Loose & Lazy: The fit is loose and comfortable, perfect for layering over pajamas or hiding from responsibilities. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs ensure the sweatshirt holds its shape, even after you’ve worn it for three days straight on the couch. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Stay inside. Nope. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50