JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out) | Sweatshirt

The forecast calls for freezing temperatures and zero motivation. When the air hurts your face, you are legally allowed to stop trying. Barry has embraced this philosophy completely. This design features Barry in the ultimate state of winter misery. He is bundled up in a thick beanie, a chunky scarf, and a massive white blanket, yet he still looks frozen to the core. With icicles hanging from his fur and a scowl on his face, he sits beneath the text “too cold to care”—a sentiment that perfectly explains why you aren’t coming to that outdoor event. Why this sweatshirt is your survival gear: • The Truth About Winter: It validates your refusal to leave the house. If anyone asks you to do something, just point to the icicles on the bear. • Warmth You Can Feel: Made from a cozy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck is the layer you need to thaw out your soul. The interior is brushed fleece, making it soft, warm, and perfect for hibernation. • Loose Fit for Layers: The fit is relaxed and roomy, meaning you can wear it over other shirts (or pajamas) for maximum insulation. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs help lock in warmth and keep the sweatshirt in shape, even after a long winter of daily wear. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Stay grumpy. Do not go outside. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

Do not wake the bear. Seriously. Some people take naps. Barry commits to a full seasonal shutdown. This sweatshirt is the official uniform for unconsciousness. The design features Barry in a state of deep, unbothered slumber, lying flat on his back with his paws flopped open. To emphasize the quality of his nap, there is a small string of drool escaping his mouth and a floating “ZZZ” above his head. The text “hibernating” serves as a legal notice that you are currently out of service. Why this sweatshirt is better than a blanket: • Permission to Snooze: It legitimizes your laziness. You aren’t “sleeping in”; you are participating in a natural biological process called hibernation. • Maximum Cozy: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, the interior is brushed fleece. It is soft, warm, and specifically engineered to induce drowsiness. • Room to Breathe: The loose fit ensures that nothing restricts you while you toss, turn, or sprawl out on the sofa. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs keep the warmth in and the cold out, making it the perfect layer for chilly mornings or lazy evenings. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Lights out. Eyes shut. See you in Spring.

The official uniform of indifference. Sometimes, you don’t have an opinion. Sometimes, you don’t have the energy to form one. For those moments, there is this sweatshirt. The design features Barry in a pose of total apathy: shrugging his shoulders, looking up at the ceiling, and clearly wishing he was somewhere else. The bold text “whatever” sits above him, providing the perfect answer to every question you didn’t want to be asked in the first place. Why this sweatshirt is your new favorite response: • Effortless Attitude: It conveys a clear message so you don’t have to waste your breath. • Warmth Without Work: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck keeps you toasty warm while you give the cold shoulder. The interior is brushed fleece, perfect for staying cozy while you ignore your to-do list. • Loose & Relaxed: The fit is roomy and comfortable, allowing you to shrug freely without restriction. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs help the sweatshirt hold its shape, even after years of indifferent wear. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Shrug it off. Whatever. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50