Description
A phone case that sets boundaries so you don’t have to.
Some phone cases are conversation starters. This phone case is a conversation ender.
This design features Barry doing what he does best: sitting with his back turned, arms crossed, and strictly enforcing a “No Talking” zone. It is the perfect accessory for crowded commutes, family gatherings, or any situation where you want to signal that your social battery is at 0%.
Why you (and your introverted soul) need this:
• Maximum Passive Aggression: Why waste energy telling people to go away when your phone can do it for you? The bold “LEAVE ME ALONE” text is legible from a safe social distance.
• Built for “Do Not Disturb” Mode: This is a Tough Case, meaning it has a dual-layer defense (hard shell + soft liner). It protects your phone against gravity, clumsy drops, and the existential dread of receiving a phone call.
• Protects Your Peace (And Your Screen): The raised bezel keeps your screen and camera safe when you place your phone face-down to ignore notifications.
• Wireless Charging Ready: Because fiddling with cables requires dexterity that Barry simply does not possess.
The Specs:
• Materials: 100% Polycarbonate (Outer Shell), 100% TPU (Inner Lining)
• Durability: Impact-resistant and shock-absorbing.
• Finish: Glossy or Matte (Barry prefers Matte because it’s less shiny/cheerful, but it’s up to you).
• Fit: Snug, secure, and clear access to all ports.
Buy it. Put it on your phone. Turn your back on the world.
