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Out Of Office | T-Shirt

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Your auto-reply is on. Your brain is off.

There is no feeling quite like setting your email status to “Away” and closing your laptop. Barry has taken it a step further: he has mentally checked out completely.

This design features the ultimate vacation vibe. Barry is reclined comfortably in a deck chair, sporting a bucket hat and sunglasses to block out the haters (and the sun). With a tropical cocktail in hand—complete with a tiny umbrella—he looks thoroughly pleased with his decision to ignore his responsibilities. The text “out of office” floats above him, serving as a permanent notification to anyone who tries to talk to you about spreadsheets.

Why this shirt is your vacation essential:

• Permanent Vacation Mode: Even if you are just sitting in your backyard, this shirt declares that you are mentally in the tropics. It tells the world, “I am not checking Slack.”
• Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is breathable and soft—perfect for beach days or “staycation” naps. The classic fit is relaxed, allowing for maximum airflow and comfort.
• Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt survives the wash, the sand, and the wear and tear of intense relaxation.

The Specs:

• Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
• Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size)

Sip the drink. Block the sun. Ignore the emails.

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Safety & Care

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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