Description
The only thing crazy about you is that you’re still sitting at this desk.
Have you ever looked at a spreadsheet and thought, “Surely there is more to life than this?” Barry has. And he has decided that working this hard is simply irrational.
This design features Barry at his absolute breaking point in a chaotic office setting. Surrounded by a towering stack of paperwork, a half-eaten donut, and a tangle of wires that represents his mental state, he sits with his chin in his hand, staring blankly into the void. The text “too sane to work” floats above him, validating your suspicion that the corporate world is the true madness.
Why this shirt is your new office uniform:
• Silent Resignation: It perfectly articulates the feeling of being overqualified, under-caffeinated, and completely done with meetings that could have been emails.
• Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is durable enough to withstand the daily grind. The classic fit is loose and comfortable, allowing you to slump in your office chair without restriction.
• Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because you have enough irritations in your life (like your inbox).
• Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt holds up, even if your career motivation doesn’t.
The Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
• Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size)
Clock in. Zone out. Stay sane.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
