Let’s Never “Circle Back” (And Other Office Lies)
There are very few things in this world that can strike fear into my heart. I am, after all, a bear. However, there is one specific sequence of pixels that...
Modern Misery
The Streaming Paralysis (Why My Dinner Is Always Cold)
It is 7:00 PM. The conditions for happiness have been met. I have successfully ordered a pizza. It has arrived. The box is warm, the cheese is melty, and the...
The Doorbell: A Short Horror Story
It happened at 2:14 PM. I was in a state of peak performance. I was lying horizontally on the living room rug, staring at a dust bunny and contemplating the...