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Low Battery | Tough Phone Case
$24.99Is your phone at 1%? Is your soul at 1%? Barry understands. Let’s be honest: The notification “Low Battery” isn’t just about your device. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a mood. It’s the feeling you get when someone asks you to “hop on a quick call” at 4:55 PM. This case features Barry in his natural state: slumped over, holding a phone, and regretting every life choice that led to him being awake right now. It serves as a warning label to everyone around you: “My social battery is dead. Do not look for a charger. Go away.” Why you (reluctantly) need this case: • It’s Tough (So You Don’t Have To Be): This creates a barrier between your phone and the hard, unforgiving floor. It’s got a dual-layer defense system—a hard polycarbonate outer shell and a soft TPU liner. It handles impacts well, unlike Barry, who handles nothing well. • Survives the “Bed Drop”: Designed to protect your device when you inevitably fall asleep doom-scrolling and drop the phone directly on your face. • Clear Ports: The charging ports are open and accessible, so you can plug in your charger without exerting unnecessary effort. • Wireless Charging Compatible: Because plugging things in is sometimes just too much work. The Specs: • Materials: 100% Polycarbonate (Shell), 100% TPU (Lining) • Dual-layer protection • Available in Glossy or Matte finish (Pick one, it doesn’t matter) • Premium quality print that looks good even when you feel terrible. Get this case. Or don’t. Whatever.
Nap Mode | Square Pillow (Black)
$29.99It’s like blackout curtains, but for your head. Barry has a simple philosophy: The darker the room, the better the nap. This black pillow is designed to match the inside of your eyelids. The design features Barry happily snoozing on a stack of pillows, popping against a sleek, pitch-black background. It is the ultimate accessory for the “night owl who hates mornings” or anyone who believes that color is just too much visual stimulation before noon. Why this pillow is the MVP (Most Valuable Pillow): • Stain Camouflage: Let’s be real—snacks happen. Drool happens. The black 100% spun polyester cover is forgiving. It hides the evidence of your laziness better than any other color. • Maximum Volume: Just like Barry’s appetite for sleep, this pillow is huge. We include a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover, giving it a premium, overstuffed feel that is impossible not to hug. • Soft & Stealthy: The fabric is soft spun polyester, and the zipper is concealed. No scratching, no distractions, just darkness and comfort. • The Aesthetic: It’s dark, moody, and antisocial. It fits perfectly in a bachelor pad, a dorm room, or a cave. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Polyester (Black, sleek, durable) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included and extra puffy) • Zipper: Hidden/Concealed • Note: The insert is sized larger than the cover to ensure it stays firm and supports your head during an 8-hour “power nap.” Fade to black. Go to sleep. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50
Nap Mode | Square Pillow (Grey)
$29.99A pillow featuring a bear sleeping on pillows. It’s Inception, but for laziness. This is the flagship product of the Barry lifestyle. While other home decor says “Live, Laugh, Love,” this pillow says “Sleep, Snore, Drool.” The design features Barry in his absolute peak performance state: fast asleep on a mountain of cushions, emitting a steady stream of “Zzzs”. It is the perfect accessory for your couch, your bed, or that pile of laundry you’ve been meaning to fold but decided to nap on instead. Why this pillow understands you: • Maximum Fluff Technology: We didn’t just stuff this thing; we over-stuffed it. The 100% polyester insert is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This provides extra volume, making it the perfect density for face-planting after a long Zoom meeting. • Soft but Durable: Made from 100% spun polyester, the cover is soft enough for your cheek but tough enough to handle the crushing weight of your existential dread. • Stealth Design: It features a concealed zipper. We hid it, just like you want to hide from your responsibilities. • The Vibe: The grey background is neutral, calming, and demands absolutely no attention—just like Barry. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Polyester (Spun for softness) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, so you don’t have to go buy one) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Note: The insert is intentionally larger than the cover for that premium “squishy” look. Put your head on it. Close your eyes. Ignore the world. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50
No No No | Hoodie
$49.99See no drama. Hear no drama. Speak no… actually, just don’t speak to me. The ancient proverb of the “Three Wise Monkeys” has been updated for the modern introvert. In this version, wisdom isn’t about moral integrity; it’s about successfully ignoring everything that is happening around you. This design features a trio of Barrys demonstrating the perfect strategy for a peaceful life. The first bear covers his eyes to avoid making eye contact; the second covers his ears to block out unwanted conversations; and the third covers his mouth to stop himself from saying what he really thinks. Above them, the mantra “no no no” repeats, serving as a comprehensive answer to any request. Why this hoodie is your ultimate hiding spot: • Complete Denial: It’s the perfect garment for days when you just can’t deal. It tells the world that your sensory inputs are currently disconnected. • Hoodie Mode: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie features a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord. Pull it up tight to add a fourth layer of “no” to the design. • Kangaroo Pocket: The spacious front pocket provides a warm place to hide your hands (so you don’t have to wave at anyone). • Warm & Durable: The medium-heavy fabric is perfect for keeping out the cold, while the ribbed cuffs and waistband ensure the hoodie stays in place while you practice avoidance. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Don’t look. Don’t listen. Just say no. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Nope | Sweatshirt
$39.99A warm, cozy layer of refusal. Why waste your breath explaining why you don’t want to go out? Let your sweatshirt do the talking. This design features Barry in his most resolute stance: hand on hip, paw raised, and a stern expression that stops conversations in their tracks. The text “nope” sits above him in bold, rounded letters—simple, direct, and non-negotiable. It is the perfect garment for days when the answer to everything is a hard pass. Why this sweatshirt is your new defense mechanism: • Maximum Efficiency: “Nope” is a complete sentence. This sweatshirt saves you the effort of vocalizing it. • Hibernation Ready: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck is designed for warmth. The interior is brushed fleece, making it feel like a soft hug (but without the social interaction). • Loose & Lazy: The fit is loose and comfortable, perfect for layering over pajamas or hiding from responsibilities. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs ensure the sweatshirt holds its shape, even after you’ve worn it for three days straight on the couch. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Stay inside. Nope. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Nope | T-Shirt
$24.99The four-letter word that solves every problem. Sometimes, “I would love to, but I can’t” is too long. “No, thank you” is too polite. You need something faster. You need “nope.” This shirt features Barry in his signature stance of refusal: standing firm, hand on hip, and one paw raised to stop the conversation before it even begins. The bold text “nope” hovers above him, providing a complete sentence, a mood, and a life philosophy all in one. Why this shirt is the ultimate time-saver: • Maximum Efficiency: It saves you the breath required to explain why you aren’t going to the gym. Point at the shirt. Go back to bed. • Classic Comfort: Made from heavy 100% cotton, this tee is substantial enough to hide in, but soft enough to sleep in. It features a classic fit that doesn’t hug the body, because Barry hates restrictive clothing. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because physical irritation is something we simply do not have the energy for. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt keeps its shape, even after you’ve worn it for three days in a row. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Short. Sweet. Nope. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Not Here | T-Shirt
$24.99Physically present. Mentally in a box. If you are looking for Barry, you won’t find him. He has packed himself away for the foreseeable future. This design features Barry peeking out from the safety of a cardboard box, eyes wide with the hope that you won’t notice him. The box is clearly labeled with his current status: “DO NOT OPEN – HIBERNATION IN PROGRESS”, while the text above reads simply “not here”. It is the ultimate shirt for days when you want to revoke your own presence. Why this shirt is your new hiding spot: • The Introvert’s Dream: It sends a clear message: “I am currently shipping myself to a destination that is not this social interaction.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is a sturdy layer of protection against the outside world. The classic fit is roomy enough to pull your knees up inside the shirt if you really need to retreat. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because even a small scratch is enough to ruin a good hibernation session. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt stays in one piece, even if you wear it every day of your self-imposed isolation. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Find a box. Climb inside. You are not here. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Not Today | T-Shirt
$24.99The schedule is full. Full of nothing. Some days, you wake up ready to seize the day. This shirt is for the other 364 days of the year. The design features Barry delivering the ultimate rejection: he has literally turned his back on you. Sitting on a small stool and glancing over his shoulder with heavy, unimpressed eyelids, he flashes a half-hearted hand sign that says, “I see you, but I am not participating”. The bold text “not today” confirms that whatever you are asking for—work, plans, emotional labor—is absolutely not happening. Why this shirt is your permission slip to quit: • A Clear Boundary: It saves you the trouble of making up an excuse. The shirt says it all: “I am present, but I am not available.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is a reliable companion for your lazy days. The classic fit is relaxed and comfortable, perfect for sitting on a stool (or a couch) and ignoring your to-do list. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because dealing with scratchy nylon is a task, and we are not doing tasks today. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt stays in shape, even if you wear it for three days straight while binging a TV show. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Turn around. Walk away. Not today. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Out Of Office | T-Shirt
$24.99Your auto-reply is on. Your brain is off. There is no feeling quite like setting your email status to “Away” and closing your laptop. Barry has taken it a step further: he has mentally checked out completely. This design features the ultimate vacation vibe. Barry is reclined comfortably in a deck chair, sporting a bucket hat and sunglasses to block out the haters (and the sun). With a tropical cocktail in hand—complete with a tiny umbrella—he looks thoroughly pleased with his decision to ignore his responsibilities. The text “out of office” floats above him, serving as a permanent notification to anyone who tries to talk to you about spreadsheets. Why this shirt is your vacation essential: • Permanent Vacation Mode: Even if you are just sitting in your backyard, this shirt declares that you are mentally in the tropics. It tells the world, “I am not checking Slack.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is breathable and soft—perfect for beach days or “staycation” naps. The classic fit is relaxed, allowing for maximum airflow and comfort. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because you shouldn’t have to deal with scratchy distractions while you are busy doing absolutely nothing. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt survives the wash, the sand, and the wear and tear of intense relaxation. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Sip the drink. Block the sun. Ignore the emails. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Socially Retired | Hoodie
$49.99You haven’t stopped working. You’ve just stopped trying. Retirement isn’t an age; it’s a state of mind. Specifically, the state of mind where you decide that attending parties requires too much paperwork. Barry has officially clocked out of society. This design captures the ultimate goal of every introvert. Barry is fully reclined in a hammock, hands behind his head, wearing sunglasses and a bucket hat that scream “do not approach”. Next to him, a wooden sign reads “GONE FISHIN’”, confirming that he is unavailable for plans, drama, or small talk. The text “socially retired” hangs above, announcing your permanent departure from the social scene. Why this hoodie is your retirement package: • Official Notice: It lets people know that your social career is over. You are now strictly a consultant for your own couch. • Vacation-Level Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie is as comfortable as that hammock looks. The brushed fleece interior keeps you warm while you ignore invitations. • Hideaway Hood: The double-lined hood allows you to retreat further into your shell if someone tries to network with you. • Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband ensure the hoodie stays in shape, even if you spend the next 30 years wearing it to do absolutely nothing. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Clock out. Lie down. You’re done. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Socially Un-Bear-Able | T-Shirt
$24.99If you can’t see them, they can’t ask you how your weekend was. We have all been there: You arrive at the event, you scan the room, and you immediately look for the nearest large object to hide behind. Barry is just doing it literally. This design features Barry executing a perfect stealth maneuver, attempting to conceal his entire body behind a potted plant that is definitely too small to hide him. Above him, the text “socially un-bear-able” spells out exactly how he feels about making small talk. Why this shirt is your emotional armor: • The Introvert’s Mascot: Finally, a shirt that represents the urge to blend into the furniture. It’s perfect for parties you didn’t want to attend, family reunions, or team-building exercises. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% cotton, this heavy tee is soft, breathable, and reliable—unlike your social skills. The classic fit gives you room to move (or hide). • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because dealing with itchy clothing while having social anxiety is a nightmare scenario. • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders add durability, so this shirt will last through hundreds of awkward encounters. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Find a plant. Hide. Go home early. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
The Bear Essentials | Canvas Tote Bag
$24.99The perfect “Go Bag” for when you want to go… nowhere near work. Barry isn’t a prepper, but he believes in being prepared. Prepared for a snack, that is. This design features a rare sight: a happy Barry. Why is he smiling? Because he has packed his tote with the only things that actually matter: a fishing rod, a jar of honey, a map (presumably to a place with no Wi-Fi), and a thermos. It’s “The Bear Essentials.” Why this tote is your new adventure buddy: • Heavy Duty for Heavy Snacks: Made from 100% cotton canvas with heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²), this bag is built to carry the weight of your necessities. Whether that’s a laptop or three jars of peanut butter, this bag won’t judge. • The “Out of Office” Vibe: This isn’t a bag for commuting to the office; it’s a bag for escaping it. The artwork screams, “I am going offline, do not text me.” • Versatile Colors: Available in Natural (matching the outdoorsy aesthetic) and Black (matching Barry’s soul). • Structured & Strong: The 12 oz fabric means the bag keeps its shape, unlike Barry, who prefers to be round and squishy. The Specs: • Material: 100% Cotton Canvas (Durable, high-quality) • Weight: 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²) • Size: 15″ x 16″ • Capacity: Big enough for all your “essentials.” Pack it up. Head to the woods. Don’t check your email. 15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00