Description
You’re not anti-social. You’re just pro-solitude.
Some days, you wake up and the thought of interacting with another human being is just too much. Barry understands.
This shirt is your personal warning label. It features Barry in a moment of pure, unfiltered social aversion, pinching his nose and waving away the general public with a look of utter disgust. The bold text “ew, people” hovering above him says what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect tee for crowded commutes, mandatory office parties, or family gatherings.
Why this shirt is your new favorite defense mechanism:
• Express Yourself (Without Speaking): Why waste energy talking to people when your shirt can insult them for you? This tee signals that your social battery is drained, and you are not accepting new connections.
• Classic Comfort: This tee is made from 100% cotton, so it’s soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for a full day of avoiding eye contact.
• Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly onto the fabric. No scratching, no adjusting, just pure, uninterrupted comfort while you judge everyone from a distance.
• Durable: The taped neck and shoulders mean this shirt can handle the wear and tear of your daily struggle against socialization.
The Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
• Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size—not too tight, not too loose, just right for hiding)
Wear it. Avoid eye contact. Go home.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
