Nap Mode | Square Pillow (Gray)

It’s like blackout curtains, but for your head. Barry has a simple philosophy: The darker the room, the better the nap. This black pillow is designed to match the inside of your eyelids. The design features Barry happily snoozing on a stack of pillows, popping against a sleek, pitch-black background. It is the ultimate accessory for the “night owl who hates mornings” or anyone who believes that color is just too much visual stimulation before noon. Why this pillow is the MVP (Most Valuable Pillow): • Stain Camouflage: Let’s be real—snacks happen. Drool happens. The black 100% spun polyester cover is forgiving. It hides the evidence of your laziness better than any other color.• Maximum Volume: Just like Barry’s appetite for sleep, this pillow is huge. We include a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover, giving it a premium, overstuffed feel that is impossible not to hug.• Soft & Stealthy: The fabric is soft spun polyester, and the zipper is concealed. No scratching, no distractions, just darkness and comfort.• The Aesthetic: It’s dark, moody, and antisocial. It fits perfectly in a bachelor pad, a dorm room, or a cave. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Polyester (Black, sleek, durable)• Insert: 100% Polyester (Included and extra puffy)• Zipper: Hidden/Concealed• Note: The insert is sized larger than the cover to ensure it stays firm and supports your head during an 8-hour “power nap.” Fade to black. Go to sleep.   14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50  

The perfect pillow for mourning the end of your sleep. If you believe that bright colors before noon constitute a personal attack, this is the pillow for you. The design features Barry in the midst of a massive yawn, rubbing his eyes and sitting on a pile of pillows, trying to remember how to be a functioning bear. Set against a stark black background, the artwork pops, but the mood remains dark and sleepy—just the way Barry likes it. Why this pillow is your morning emotional support: • Blackout Mode: The black background reduces visual noise. It screams “leave me alone” in a way that white pillows just can’t.• Stain Forgiving: Did you spill a little coffee while trying to find your mouth? Did you drool while napping? The black 100% spun polyester cover is much more forgiving than lighter colors.• Maximum Fluff: We’ve included a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This ensures the pillow stays plump and supportive, even when you are leaning your entire body weight on it in despair.• Soft & Sleek: The spun polyester feels soft against your face, and the concealed zipper keeps the look clean and uninterrupted. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Spun Polyester (Black)• Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, extra voluminous)• Zipper: Concealed/Hidden• Design: Barry yawning and rubbing his eyes. Embrace the darkness. Hit the snooze button.   14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50