Nope | T-Shirt

The official uniform for the mischievous half of any duo. Every pair has one: the instigator and the one who just wants a quiet life. This shirt is for when you see the former approaching. The design captures a classic moment of relationship panic. A sweet-looking female bear with a flower in her ear approaches a very worried Barry, who is frantically signaling for her to “stop” with both paws. The text “here comes trouble” hovering above them is a warning to everyone in the vicinity. It’s the perfect tee for couples, best friends, or anyone who knows they are the “handful” in the relationship. Why this shirt is a conversation starter: • Relatable Humor: It perfectly sums up that “oh no, what now?” feeling when your favorite trouble-maker walks into the room. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is soft, durable, and built for everyday wear. The classic fit is comfortable and relaxed, not too tight or too loose. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag so you can focus on causing (or avoiding) trouble without any irritation. • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders ensure the shirt holds its shape through countless adventures and misadventures. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Wear it. Own the trouble. Try to look innocent. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

Physically present. Mentally in a box. If you are looking for Barry, you won’t find him. He has packed himself away for the foreseeable future. This design features Barry peeking out from the safety of a cardboard box, eyes wide with the hope that you won’t notice him. The box is clearly labeled with his current status: “DO NOT OPEN – HIBERNATION IN PROGRESS”, while the text above reads simply “not here”. It is the ultimate shirt for days when you want to revoke your own presence. Why this shirt is your new hiding spot: • The Introvert’s Dream: It sends a clear message: “I am currently shipping myself to a destination that is not this social interaction.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is a sturdy layer of protection against the outside world. The classic fit is roomy enough to pull your knees up inside the shirt if you really need to retreat. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because even a small scratch is enough to ruin a good hibernation session. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt stays in one piece, even if you wear it every day of your self-imposed isolation. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Find a box. Climb inside. You are not here. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

Your auto-reply is on. Your brain is off. There is no feeling quite like setting your email status to “Away” and closing your laptop. Barry has taken it a step further: he has mentally checked out completely. This design features the ultimate vacation vibe. Barry is reclined comfortably in a deck chair, sporting a bucket hat and sunglasses to block out the haters (and the sun). With a tropical cocktail in hand—complete with a tiny umbrella—he looks thoroughly pleased with his decision to ignore his responsibilities. The text “out of office” floats above him, serving as a permanent notification to anyone who tries to talk to you about spreadsheets. Why this shirt is your vacation essential: • Permanent Vacation Mode: Even if you are just sitting in your backyard, this shirt declares that you are mentally in the tropics. It tells the world, “I am not checking Slack.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is breathable and soft—perfect for beach days or “staycation” naps. The classic fit is relaxed, allowing for maximum airflow and comfort. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because you shouldn’t have to deal with scratchy distractions while you are busy doing absolutely nothing. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt survives the wash, the sand, and the wear and tear of intense relaxation. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Sip the drink. Block the sun. Ignore the emails. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50