Socially Un-Bear-Able | T-Shirt

Your auto-reply is on. Your brain is off. There is no feeling quite like setting your email status to “Away” and closing your laptop. Barry has taken it a step further: he has mentally checked out completely. This design features the ultimate vacation vibe. Barry is reclined comfortably in a deck chair, sporting a bucket hat and sunglasses to block out the haters (and the sun). With a tropical cocktail in hand—complete with a tiny umbrella—he looks thoroughly pleased with his decision to ignore his responsibilities. The text “out of office” floats above him, serving as a permanent notification to anyone who tries to talk to you about spreadsheets. Why this shirt is your vacation essential: • Permanent Vacation Mode: Even if you are just sitting in your backyard, this shirt declares that you are mentally in the tropics. It tells the world, “I am not checking Slack.” • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is breathable and soft—perfect for beach days or “staycation” naps. The classic fit is relaxed, allowing for maximum airflow and comfort. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because you shouldn’t have to deal with scratchy distractions while you are busy doing absolutely nothing. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt survives the wash, the sand, and the wear and tear of intense relaxation. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Sip the drink. Block the sun. Ignore the emails. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

Symptoms include: grumpiness, yawning, and a desperate need for caffeine. If you have ever woken up and immediately taken it personally, this shirt is for you. The design features Barry in a state of absolute morning misery. He is clutching a steaming mug of coffee in one hand and a pillow in the other, refusing to let go of the concept of sleep. With heavy bags under his eyes and a slumped posture, he illustrates the condition perfectly under the bold diagnosis: “allergic to mornings”. Why this shirt is your pre-coffee warning label: • Sets Expectations: Wearing this shirt signals to coworkers and family members that you are currently operating on 1% battery and should not be approached with enthusiasm or “quick questions.” • Classic Comfort: This is a heavy cotton tee, meaning it’s substantial and durable. It’s a classic fit that doesn’t cling, giving you plenty of room to breathe while you wait for the caffeine to kick in. • Itch-Free: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because dealing with a scratchy neck at 8:00 AM is simply too much to ask. • Durable Build: With taped neck and shoulders, this shirt is built to survive the daily struggle of getting out of bed. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Drink coffee. Rub your eyes. Survive. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

You’re not anti-social. You’re just pro-solitude. Some days, you wake up and the thought of interacting with another human being is just too much. Barry understands. This shirt is your personal warning label. It features Barry in a moment of pure, unfiltered social aversion, pinching his nose and waving away the general public with a look of utter disgust. The bold text “ew, people” hovering above him says what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect tee for crowded commutes, mandatory office parties, or family gatherings. Why this shirt is your new favorite defense mechanism: • Express Yourself (Without Speaking): Why waste energy talking to people when your shirt can insult them for you? This tee signals that your social battery is drained, and you are not accepting new connections. • Classic Comfort: This tee is made from 100% cotton, so it’s soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for a full day of avoiding eye contact. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly onto the fabric. No scratching, no adjusting, just pure, uninterrupted comfort while you judge everyone from a distance. • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders mean this shirt can handle the wear and tear of your daily struggle against socialization. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size—not too tight, not too loose, just right for hiding) Wear it. Avoid eye contact. Go home. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50