I Went Outdoors (A Review)
There is a rumor going around that because I am a bear, I am contractually obligated to enjoy "Nature." People see fur and claws and assume I want to frolic...
Tags: Anti Hustle
I Bought a “Smart” Watch (It Thinks I Am Dead)
It started with a targeted ad, as all modern tragedies do. The internet knows I am a bear of leisure. Yet, for some reason, it decided I needed to "optimize...