Let’s Never “Circle Back” (And Other Office Lies)
There are very few things in this world that can strike fear into my heart. I am, after all, a bear. However, there is one specific sequence of pixels that...
Tags: Procrastination
The Streaming Paralysis (Why My Dinner Is Always Cold)
It is 7:00 PM. The conditions for happiness have been met. I have successfully ordered a pizza. It has arrived. The box is warm, the cheese is melty, and the...
I Bought a “Smart” Watch (It Thinks I Am Dead)
It started with a targeted ad, as all modern tragedies do. The internet knows I am a bear of leisure. Yet, for some reason, it decided I needed to "optimize...