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Allergic To Mornings | T-Shirt
$24.99Symptoms include: grumpiness, yawning, and a desperate need for caffeine. If you have ever woken up and immediately taken it personally, this shirt is for you. The design features Barry in a state of absolute morning misery. He is clutching a steaming mug of coffee in one hand and a pillow in the other, refusing to let go of the concept of sleep. With heavy bags under his eyes and a slumped posture, he illustrates the condition perfectly under the bold diagnosis: “allergic to mornings”. Why this shirt is your pre-coffee warning label: • Sets Expectations: Wearing this shirt signals to coworkers and family members that you are currently operating on 1% battery and should not be approached with enthusiasm or “quick questions.” • Classic Comfort: This is a heavy cotton tee, meaning it’s substantial and durable. It’s a classic fit that doesn’t cling, giving you plenty of room to breathe while you wait for the caffeine to kick in. • Itch-Free: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because dealing with a scratchy neck at 8:00 AM is simply too much to ask. • Durable Build: With taped neck and shoulders, this shirt is built to survive the daily struggle of getting out of bed. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Drink coffee. Rub your eyes. Survive. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Bearly Awake | Square Pillow (Black)
$29.99The perfect pillow for mourning the end of your sleep. If you believe that bright colors before noon constitute a personal attack, this is the pillow for you. The design features Barry in the midst of a massive yawn, rubbing his eyes and sitting on a pile of pillows, trying to remember how to be a functioning bear. Set against a stark black background, the artwork pops, but the mood remains dark and sleepy—just the way Barry likes it. Why this pillow is your morning emotional support: • Blackout Mode: The black background reduces visual noise. It screams “leave me alone” in a way that white pillows just can’t. • Stain Forgiving: Did you spill a little coffee while trying to find your mouth? Did you drool while napping? The black 100% spun polyester cover is much more forgiving than lighter colors. • Maximum Fluff: We’ve included a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This ensures the pillow stays plump and supportive, even when you are leaning your entire body weight on it in despair. • Soft & Sleek: The spun polyester feels soft against your face, and the concealed zipper keeps the look clean and uninterrupted. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Spun Polyester (Black) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, extra voluminous) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Design: Barry yawning and rubbing his eyes. Embrace the darkness. Hit the snooze button. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50
Bearly Awake | Square Pillow (Grey)
$29.99The official pillow of “I need five more minutes.” Waking up is hard. Staying awake is harder. Barry gets it. This design features Barry in that tragic transitional state between “asleep” and “awake.” He is sitting up (technically), yawning, rubbing his eyes, and looking thoroughly unimpressed by the concept of “morning”. Perched on a pile of pillows, he represents everyone who has ever sat on the edge of their bed staring at a wall for 20 minutes before starting their day. Why this pillow belongs in your life: • The “Morning Mood” Aesthetic: The grey background is soft, neutral, and won’t hurt your sensitive eyes when you first wake up. It’s the perfect backdrop for Barry’s exhaustion. • Supportive Slump: We’ve included a 100% polyester insert that is 2-3 inches larger than the cover. This provides extra volume, making it firm enough to prop you up while you drink your coffee, but soft enough to catch you when you inevitably give up and lie back down. • Soft & Durable: The cover is made from 100% spun polyester. It’s cozy, durable, and ready to absorb your tears of exhaustion. • Hidden Mechanics: The zipper is concealed. We don’t want you to worry about zippers; we want you to worry about how you’re going to survive until 5:00 PM. The Specs: • Cover: 100% Spun Polyester (Grey) • Insert: 100% Polyester (Included, overstuffed for volume) • Zipper: Concealed/Hidden • Vibe: Groggy, relatable, and extremely comfortable. Get the pillow. Hug it. Go back to sleep. 14″ × 14″ 16″ × 16″ Insert width, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Insert length, in 16.00 – 17.00 18.00 – 19.00 Cover width, in 14.00 16.00 Cover length, in 14.00 16.00 Size tolerance, in 0.50 0.50
Busy Doing Nothing | T-Shirt
$24.99It takes a lot of focus to be this unproductive. Don’t let anyone tell you that sitting on the couch isn’t an activity. It requires dedication, stamina, and excellent remote-control management. This shirt features Barry in his absolute prime: fully reclined on an overstuffed armchair, remote in hand, and a bag of snacks balanced precariously near his feet. He looks content, relaxed, and completely unavailable for any task that involves standing up. The bold text “busy doing nothing” serves as your official schedule for the day. Why this shirt is your weekend uniform: • A Valid Excuse: When someone asks what you are doing, just point to the shirt. You aren’t “being lazy”; you are busy. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is soft and substantial. It features a classic fit that is roomy enough for lounging but structured enough to wear on a snack run. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because the only thing tickling your neck should be the back of your sofa. • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders ensure the shirt holds its shape, even after marathon gaming sessions or naps. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Sit back. Relax. You’re busy. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Do Not Disturb | T-Shirt
$24.99Currently busy recharging. Please try again later (or never). There is a specific level of comfort where you cease to be a person and become a “blanket burrito.” Barry has achieved this state, and he is not coming out for anyone. This design features Barry wrapped tightly in a cozy blue plaid blanket, sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed and a peaceful smile on his face. He looks like a soft, happy pyramid of isolation. The text “do not disturb” floats above him, serving as a polite but firm notice to the outside world. Why this shirt is your personal “Off” switch: • The Ultimate Warning: Wearing this shirt signals that you are in “Airplane Mode.” It tells your family, roommates, or coworkers that your social services are currently suspended. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is the next best thing to actually being wrapped in a blanket. The classic fit is loose and relaxing, perfect for wearing while you dissociate on the couch. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag because nothing should interrupt your peace—especially not a scratchy piece of nylon. • Durable: With taped neck and shoulders, this shirt is built to last through countless nap cycles and lazy Sundays. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Wrap up. Zone out. Do not disturb. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Ew, People | Sweatshirt
$39.99People are everywhere. Unfortunately. When the temperature drops, everyone rushes indoors. This significantly increases your chances of accidental interaction. This sweatshirt is your line of defense. The design features Barry in a moment of pure, unfiltered judgment. He is pinching his nose shut and waving his hand dismissively, clearly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of humanity surrounding him. The bold text “ew, people” floats above him, serving as a polite request for everyone to step back. Why this sweatshirt is your best defense: • A Warm Shield: It saves you the trouble of being rude. The shirt does the heavy lifting, signaling that you are not open to hugs, handshakes, or small talk. • Cozy Isolation: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this crewneck is perfect for staying warm while you avoid the crowd. The brushed fleece interior creates a soft, comfortable barrier between you and the public. • Loose Fit: The relaxed cut allows you to retreat inside your clothes if eye contact becomes unavoidable. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs ensure the sweatshirt holds its shape, even after you’ve worn it to every mandatory family gathering this winter. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Stay warm. Stay away. Ew, people. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Ew, People | T-Shirt
$24.99You’re not anti-social. You’re just pro-solitude. Some days, you wake up and the thought of interacting with another human being is just too much. Barry understands. This shirt is your personal warning label. It features Barry in a moment of pure, unfiltered social aversion, pinching his nose and waving away the general public with a look of utter disgust. The bold text “ew, people” hovering above him says what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to. It’s the perfect tee for crowded commutes, mandatory office parties, or family gatherings. Why this shirt is your new favorite defense mechanism: • Express Yourself (Without Speaking): Why waste energy talking to people when your shirt can insult them for you? This tee signals that your social battery is drained, and you are not accepting new connections. • Classic Comfort: This tee is made from 100% cotton, so it’s soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for a full day of avoiding eye contact. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly onto the fabric. No scratching, no adjusting, just pure, uninterrupted comfort while you judge everyone from a distance. • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders mean this shirt can handle the wear and tear of your daily struggle against socialization. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size—not too tight, not too loose, just right for hiding) Wear it. Avoid eye contact. Go home. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Game Over | Hoodie
$49.990 Lives Remaining. 100% Comfort. You fought the boss. You raced the track. You lost. Now, it is time to accept your fate and lie down. This hoodie captures the exact moment the screen goes black and the fatigue sets in. The design features Barry lying flat on his stomach, completely drained of energy, yet still clutching his controller as if his life depends on it. The text “game over” appears above him in a retro, pixelated font, signaling the end of the session—and the beginning of a very long nap. Why this hoodie is your new gaming uniform: • Rage-Quit Ready: Whether you just lost a ranked match or finished a 12-hour marathon, this hoodie understands your pain. • Level Up Your Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie features a brushed fleece interior. It’s the perfect gear for staying warm in a cold gaming room. • Controller Storage: The spacious kangaroo pocket is perfect for warming your hands between rounds or hiding your snacks from player two. • Durable: The ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the hoodie in place, even when you are aggressively leaning forward in your chair to focus. The Specs: • Style: Classic Fit Hoodie • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) • Features: Tear-away label, color-matched drawcord, kangaroo pocket Press X to respawn. Or just go to sleep. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Here Comes Trouble | T-Shirt
$24.99The official uniform for the mischievous half of any duo. Every pair has one: the instigator and the one who just wants a quiet life. This shirt is for when you see the former approaching. The design captures a classic moment of relationship panic. A sweet-looking female bear with a flower in her ear approaches a very worried Barry, who is frantically signaling for her to “stop” with both paws. The text “here comes trouble” hovering above them is a warning to everyone in the vicinity. It’s the perfect tee for couples, best friends, or anyone who knows they are the “handful” in the relationship. Why this shirt is a conversation starter: • Relatable Humor: It perfectly sums up that “oh no, what now?” feeling when your favorite trouble-maker walks into the room. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is soft, durable, and built for everyday wear. The classic fit is comfortable and relaxed, not too tight or too loose. • Itch-Free Living: The label is printed directly on the fabric. We removed the tag so you can focus on causing (or avoiding) trouble without any irritation. • Durable: The taped neck and shoulders ensure the shirt holds its shape through countless adventures and misadventures. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Wear it. Own the trouble. Try to look innocent. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Hibernating | Sweatshirt
$39.99Do not wake the bear. Seriously. Some people take naps. Barry commits to a full seasonal shutdown. This sweatshirt is the official uniform for unconsciousness. The design features Barry in a state of deep, unbothered slumber, lying flat on his back with his paws flopped open. To emphasize the quality of his nap, there is a small string of drool escaping his mouth and a floating “ZZZ” above his head. The text “hibernating” serves as a legal notice that you are currently out of service. Why this sweatshirt is better than a blanket: • Permission to Snooze: It legitimizes your laziness. You aren’t “sleeping in”; you are participating in a natural biological process called hibernation. • Maximum Cozy: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, the interior is brushed fleece. It is soft, warm, and specifically engineered to induce drowsiness. • Room to Breathe: The loose fit ensures that nothing restricts you while you toss, turn, or sprawl out on the sofa. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs keep the warmth in and the cold out, making it the perfect layer for chilly mornings or lazy evenings. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Lights out. Eyes shut. See you in Spring.
JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out) | Sweatshirt
$39.99FOMO is for amateurs. Professionals practice JOMO. You know that feeling of relief when plans get cancelled? That is the Joy Of Missing Out. It is the thrill of knowing that while everyone else is standing in line at a club or shouting over loud music, you are exactly where you want to be: home. This design captures the ultimate JOMO state. Barry is nestled deep into a cozy armchair, wrapped snugly in a blanket with a steaming mug in his hands. His expression is one of pure bliss—a happy smile that says, “I am not there, and I love it”. The text “JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out)” confirms that his isolation is not a mistake; it’s a victory. Why this sweatshirt is your uniform for doing nothing: • The Cozy Lifestyle: This sweatshirt is the physical embodiment of JOMO. It is designed for movie marathons, reading books, and staring out the window at bad weather. • Warmth & Comfort: Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, it features a brushed fleece interior that feels like a warm hug. It keeps you toasty without overheating. • Relaxed Fit: The loose fit means you can wear it over your pajamas or layers of other comfortable clothing. It creates a personal comfort zone wherever you sit. • Durable: The ribbed knit collar and cuffs ensure the sweatshirt keeps its shape, even after you fall asleep in it on the couch. The Specs: • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester • Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) • Fit: Loose fit (Runs true to size) Cancel plans. Stay home. Feel the joy. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Leave Me Alone | Tough Phone Case
$24.99A phone case that sets boundaries so you don’t have to. Some phone cases are conversation starters. This phone case is a conversation ender. This design features Barry doing what he does best: sitting with his back turned, arms crossed, and strictly enforcing a “No Talking” zone. It is the perfect accessory for crowded commutes, family gatherings, or any situation where you want to signal that your social battery is at 0%. Why you (and your introverted soul) need this: • Maximum Passive Aggression: Why waste energy telling people to go away when your phone can do it for you? The bold “LEAVE ME ALONE” text is legible from a safe social distance. • Built for “Do Not Disturb” Mode: This is a Tough Case, meaning it has a dual-layer defense (hard shell + soft liner). It protects your phone against gravity, clumsy drops, and the existential dread of receiving a phone call. • Protects Your Peace (And Your Screen): The raised bezel keeps your screen and camera safe when you place your phone face-down to ignore notifications. • Wireless Charging Ready: Because fiddling with cables requires dexterity that Barry simply does not possess. The Specs: • Materials: 100% Polycarbonate (Outer Shell), 100% TPU (Inner Lining) • Durability: Impact-resistant and shock-absorbing. • Finish: Glossy or Matte (Barry prefers Matte because it’s less shiny/cheerful, but it’s up to you). • Fit: Snug, secure, and clear access to all ports. Buy it. Put it on your phone. Turn your back on the world.