Here Comes Trouble | T-Shirt

The universal answer to every question you don’t want to answer. “What do you want for dinner?” “Can you finish this report by 5 PM?” “Do you think aliens are real?” The answer is always the same: Whatever. This shirt features Barry in a pose of pure, unadulterated apathy. With a shrug of his shoulders and eyes rolling toward the ceiling, he perfectly captures the feeling of giving up on a conversation before it even starts. The bold “whatever” text does the talking for you, saving you the precious breath required to speak. Why this shirt is the path of least resistance: • Effortless Communication: Why explain your feelings when a shrug does the job? This shirt signals to the world that you are neutral, uninterested, and would like to go back to sleep. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% cotton, this tee is breathable and soft. It’s a classic fit, meaning it’s not too tight (constricting) or too loose (drafty). It just exists, just like you. • Durable: With taped neck and shoulders, this shirt is built to last through years of indifferent shrugging and couch-surfing. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Wear it. Shrug. Move on. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

The only thing crazy about you is that you’re still sitting at this desk. Have you ever looked at a spreadsheet and thought, “Surely there is more to life than this?” Barry has. And he has decided that working this hard is simply irrational. This design features Barry at his absolute breaking point in a chaotic office setting. Surrounded by a towering stack of paperwork, a half-eaten donut, and a tangle of wires that represents his mental state, he sits with his chin in his hand, staring blankly into the void. The text “too sane to work” floats above him, validating your suspicion that the corporate world is the true madness. Why this shirt is your new office uniform: • Silent Resignation: It perfectly articulates the feeling of being overqualified, under-caffeinated, and completely done with meetings that could have been emails. • Classic Comfort: Made from 100% heavy cotton, this tee is durable enough to withstand the daily grind. The classic fit is loose and comfortable, allowing you to slump in your office chair without restriction. • Durable: Taped neck and shoulders ensure this shirt holds up, even if your career motivation doesn’t. The Specs: • Fabric: 100% Cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors) • Weight: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) • Fit: Classic Fit (Runs true to size) Clock in. Zone out. Stay sane. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50